Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Why Peter is wrong: Mario Lemieux is the second-best pro hockey player ever.



It doesn't take much to realize that Mario Lemieux is one of the best to ever play the game of hockey. I think that even Peter, who so fervently disagrees with me on his exact place in the hierarchy of greatness, would probably still place him in the top 10.

Personally, I'd place Lemieux as #2 behind Gretzky on the list of the greatest hockey players of all time. I'm not the only one, either...some would even go further. While I wouldn't place Lemieux ahead of Gretzky, I do think that if it weren't for his injuries that would be a different story, and I do agree with the linked article that while Lemieux wasn't a better player than Gretzky, he was more productive. But, what happened happened, and at the end of the day it's Gretzky that holds the records, even if it's only because of injuries to #66.

Now, as far as laying out my argument for why Lemieux is the second best to ever play the game.

We'll start at the easiest place. Here is a list of NHL records held or shared by Mario Lemieux, according to Wikipedia:

Single-season record for shorthanded goals (13 in 1988-89)
Most goals in one period (4, 26 January 1997, shares record)
Only player in history who scored over 30 Power-Play-Goals in two different seasons
Only player in history who scored over 10 Short-Handed-Goals in two different seasons
Involved in 57.3% of team's goals in 1988-1989, the highest percentage in NHL history
Only player in history to record three eight point games
Four career five goal games (shares record)
All-Star Game record for career goals (13, shares record)
All-Star Game record for goals in a single-game (4 in 1990, shares record)
All-Star Game record for points in a single-game (6 in 1988)
All-Star Game record for most MVP-Awards (3, shares record)
Playoff record for goals in a single period (4, shares record)
Playoff record for goals in a single game (5, shares record)
Playoff record for points in a single period (4, shares record)
Playoff record for points in a single game (8, shares record)

That's quite an impressive list indeed. Not to mention franchise records:

Pittsburgh Penguins team record for career games played (915)
Pittsburgh Penguins team record for career goals (690)
Pittsburgh Penguins team record for career assists (1033)
Pittsburgh Penguins team record for career points (1723)
Pittsburgh Penguins record for longest goal-scoring streak (12 games)
Pittsburgh Penguins single-season record for goals (85 in 1988-89)
Pittsburgh Penguins single-season record for assists (114 in 1988-89)
Pittsburgh Penguins single-season record for points (199 in 1988-89)
Pittsburgh Penguins single-game record for goals (5, four occasions including playoffs)
Shares Pittsburgh Penguins single-game record for assists (6, three occasions)
Pittsburgh Penguins single-game record for points (8, three occasions including playoffs)

And awards he won as a player:

Hockey Hall of Fame induction - 1997 (Before his four-year grace period. Lemieux was THAT GOOD.)
Hart Memorial Trophy - 1988, 1993, 1996
Art Ross Trophy - 1988, 1989, 1992, 1993, 1996, 1997
Conn Smythe Trophy - 1991, 1992
Lester B. Pearson Award - 1986, 1988, 1993, 1996
NHL Plus/Minus Award - 1993
Calder Memorial Trophy - 1985
Chrysler-Dodge/NHL Performer of the Year -1985, 1986, 1987
Dapper Dan Athlete of The Year - 1986, 1989
Lester Patrick Trophy - 2000
Bill Masterton Trophy - 1993
NHL All-Star Game MVP - 1985, 1988, 1990
NHL First All-Star Team - 1988, 1989, 1993, 1996, 1997
NHL Second All-Star Team - 1986, 1987, 1992, 2001
NHL All-Rookie Team - 1985
ESPN Hockey Player of The Decade - 2000
ESPY Award NHL Player of The Year - 1993, 1994, 1998
Lou Marsh Trophy - 1993

Let's not forget that he's the only player in NHL history to score a goal in all 5 possible ways in the same game (full strength, shorthanded, power play, penalty shot, empty netter).

Or that he scored a goal on his first possession of his first shift in his first game of his NHL career.

Oh, or that he was the captain of Canada's 2002 Winter Olympics gold medal team, and that he led that team in scoring despite having a bum hip that required painkilling injections to maintain. And that he did it at the ripe age of 37 years old.


Now, onto some less obvious things.

Until 1990, Mario Lemieux may as well have been surrounded with amateurs. He was the ONLY good player on the Penguins until they went out and got Mark Recchi and, eventually, Jaromir Jagr. As a result, he faced double teams every shift. Why not? There were no other threats on the team. Contrast this with Gretzky, who had the Edmonton dynasty to work with (at least until '88). Again, I don't cite Gretzky because I think that Lemieux was better, but because Lemieux competed directly with Gretzky for almost every award, title, and record in his career. Wayne Gretzky was the best player of a very great team. Lemieux WAS the team. Gretzky had Messier to work with. Lemieux had nobody. Despite this, Lemieux STILL beat out Gretzky for the Hart Memorial and Art Ross trophies in '88 and the Lester B. Pearson in '86 and '88, the Chrysler/Dodge Performer of the Year in '85, '86 and '87 and Dapper Dan Athlete of the Year in '86.

While we're on the Gretzky comparisons, keep in mind that Lemieux is the only player to even come CLOSE to Gretzky's 200-plus point seasons. 199 isn't too shabby, either.

And that Lemieux only played 64 games in 1991-92 and STILL beat out Gretzky for the Art Ross trophy (for non-hockey fans: that's the trophy you get when you score the most points in a season.)

Onto my third point: Mario Lemieux is the ultimate team player.

Consider the following points and tell me that Super Mario didn't give his all for his team:

  • In 1990, Lemieux had surgery on his back for what turned out to be a herniated disc. He missed 50 regular season games, but still made it back for the playoffs, where he went on to lead the league in playoff scoring with 44 points (16 goals, 28 assists). The Penguins won the Stanley Cup for the first time in franchise history that year, in no small part because of Lemieux.
  • The very next year, Lemieux broke his wrist in the NHL divisional finals, but was only sidelined for five games. Again he came back, again he led all playoff scorers, and again the Penguins won the Stanley Cup.
  • When the Penguins were on the brink of financial ruin and potential relocation in 1999, the then-retired Lemieux purchased 35% of the team's stock and got an ownership group together to buy the rest. Still facing significant financial trouble, Lemieux came out of retirement at 35 years old, playing at the league's minimum salary. The publicity generated from his return was more than enough to attract enough fans to the Igloo to save the franchise from financial ruin. Oh, and he finished third in voting for the Hart Memorial Trophy that year as well.
  • When the Penguins drafted Sidney Crosby, Mario Lemieux took Crosby under his wing, teaching him everyting he could about hockey as well as allowing Crosby to live in his house in Pittsburgh. This trend has continued to this season, which has led Mondesi's House to dub it "the world's most dominant hockey household."
  • As an owner of the Penguins, Lemieux certainly had his commitment to the city of Pittsburgh tested in 2007, when the group that was set to purchase the Penguins from him as well as build a new stadium for them backed out of the deal. Again the team faced uncertainty, and again rumors of relocation surfaced. What did Lemieux do? He struck a new deal that will get the Penguins a new arena and keep them in Pittsburgh for at least 30 more years. After all sides of the agreement became legally binding, Lemieux made it public knowledge that he never intended to relocate the team and was simply using such threats to put pressure on the other parties involved to reach an agreement.

And finally, Mario Lemieux beat cancer in the prime of his playing career and then went on to be just as dominant as ever. Remind you of anyone?


I eagerly await Peter's retort to this post. After both sides have been posted, we'll leave it up to you, the readers, to decide who is right in a good old-fashioned Sixty Feet, Six Inches poll.

MOAR!

Monday, September 29, 2008

I'm sorry, Thomas.

But truer words have never been spoken.

There should be a big post coming from me in the next few days involving an intense debate between myself and Peter. Ultimately, we're both going to make a post laying out our respective sides of the dispute, and we'll leave it up to you, the readers, to decide who's right.

MOAR!

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Holy Flurking Schmidt!

I remembered when my father moved to Tampa Bay. It was exciting to me because it meant that one of the two places I lived was home to an MLB team, yet it was the Tampa Bay Devil Rays. I'll admit that I was not excited about being the prospect of being a Devil Rays fan. Yet when I was at my dad's in the summer it was him, myself, the Rays and the 6 other people at the game. For the last 8 years I've called myself a Rays fan and I suffered with the team through the bad (that's being kind) seasons. I always held hope that our ownership would stop trading away our youthful players with so much potential. Then three years ago the Rays finally got the ownership they deserved and from there everything changed.

I can't really express how awesome this season has been. Thanks to MLB.TV I've watched at least 90 Rays games this season, which is the closest I've ever followed a team. I made a pilgramage to Chicago to watch them play. I started reading a Rays blog consistantly. This team means just as much to me as the Chicago Blackhawks (my favorite team, all sports included).

And now here we are, AL East Champions. To be honest, I thought aiming high this year was an above .500 record and a third place AL East finish. I've never been happier to be wrong. I hope we win it all, but for today...we are the AL East Champions and the Trop will always have a banner proclaiming that.

Viva Rays!

MOAR!

Thursday, September 25, 2008

How to Pick A Favorite NHL team for the non-hockey/NHL fan

So the NHL preseason has begun and for many they did not notice. The NHL now considered the fourth major league in North America is now over shadowed by the likes of the NFL, MLB, NBA, and even NASCAR.

Well I am a huge hockey fan and adore the NHL. I also have a girlfriend that doesn't like hockey and a roommate who has a girlfriend that loves the Steelers and the NFL while he doesn't like sports. So this got me to thinking...what about all those people out there who have family/friends/loved ones who adore the game and they desire to join in the fun by having a favorite team? I'm sure this list actually is kind of small, but I know stuff like this happens as my roommate chose the Steelers as his favorite football team to be a part of something meaningful to her. Another reason I came up with this idea is actually due to my Sixty Feet, Six Inches cohort who attended his first NHL game last March and wanted to pick a favorite team. I lead him through a series of questions to determine who he wanted to be a fan of, with the final answer being the Boston Bruins.

So without further explanation behind the reasons why this seems like a great idea here is: The Sixty Feet, Six Inches Guide on How to Pick a Favorite NHL Team

Alright so let's start with where you either currently reside or the place you call home.

If it's one of these cities:

Anaheim, California
Atlanta, Georgia
Boston, Massachusetts
Buffalo, New York
Calgary, Alberta
Chicago, Illinois
Columbus, Ohio
Dallas, Texas
Denver, Colorado
Detroit, Michigan
Edmonton, Alberta
Los Angeles, California
Miami, Florida
Montreal, Quebec
Nashville, Tennessee
New York City, New York
Newark, New Jersey
Ottawa, Ontario
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Phoenix, Arizona
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Raleigh-Durham, North Carolina
San Jose, California
St. Louis, Missouri
St. Paul-Minneapolis, Minnesota
Tampa-St. Petersburg, Florida
Toronto, Ontario
Uniondale, Long Island, New York
Vancouver, British Columbia
Washington, D.C.

You need to go no further than this point. If you live in the metro area or consider one of these cities home, they should be your team. Local teams need all the support they can get. If you think your local fans are dickholes and don't want to associate with them, I strongly urge you to then be a fan that isn't like them. Supporting home teams is a big deal to me because they represent your city, they represent you.

Now if I was unable to sway you or you just don't live in an area with a team (like Indianapolis), we can now move further to other options. I'll list categories and give each team a score for each category listed except logo because that's completely subjective. Now before going any further think of what you want in a team. Is it a logo? Is it a storied history? Is it recent success? Maybe you want a team with a huge fan base, or maybe you are the sort that actually loves cheering for a team no one else seems to like. Perhaps you hate a certain city with an intense passion and you want to be a fan of the team that is their rival. It is even possible that you might pick a team you'd have the best chance of seeing in person (team plays at a family vacation spot, or in the city where friends/family live). This is sort of key before moving on because it will allow you to know what you want and look straight at the scores.

Ok, now one final thing before we get to the scoring. Think about any hockey fans that are close to you (family, friends, significant others). Who is their favorite team? Maybe you would like to join in the camaraderie of rooting for a team together, or maybe you're that sick sort of person that wants to cheer for the rival. So maybe this is your stopping point. Otherwise, let's begin!

Here are the categories I have made:
Logo, History, Overall Success, Recent Success, Stanley Cups Won, Popularity, Captain, Rival(s).


All scores are on a 1-10 scale, except for the categories that are asking for a specific number or name.

Anaheim Ducks

History: 2 Overall Success: 2 Recent Success: 10 Stanley Cups Won: 1 Popularity: 9
Captain: Chris Pronger Rival(s): Los Angeles, San Jose, Dallas

Atlanta Thrashers

History: 1 Overall Success: 1 Recent Success: 3.5 Stanley Cups Won: 0 Popularity: 3
Captain: Currently Vacant Rival(s): Carolina, Tampa Bay

Boston Bruins

History: 8 Overall Success: 8 Recent Success: 2.5 Stanley Cups Won: 5 Popularity: 6
Captain: Zdeno Chara Rival(s): Montreal, NY Rangers

Buffalo Sabres

History: 6 Overall Success: 3 Recent Success: 7 Stanley Cups Won: 0 Popularity: 8
Captain: Jason Pominville Rival(s): Ottawa

Calgary Flames

History: 5 Overall Success: 3.5 Recent Success: 6 Stanley Cups Won: 1 Popularity: 8
Captain: Jarome Iginla Rival(s): Edmonton

Carolina Hurricanes

History: 5 Overall Success: 2 Recent Success: 8 Stanley Cups Won: 1 Popularity: 5
Captain: Rod Brind'Amour Rival(s): Tampa Bay, Atlanta

Chicago Blackhawks

History: 8 Overall Success: 6 Recent Success: 1 Stanley Cups Won: 3 Popularity: 4
Captain: Jonathan Towes Rival(s): Detroit, St. Louis

Colorado Avalanche

History: 5 Overall Success: 3 Recent Success: 5 Stanley Cups Won: 2 Popularity: 6
Captain: Joe Sakic Rival(s): Detroit

Columbus Blue Jackets

History: 1 Overall Success: 1 Recent Success: 1 Stanley Cups Won: 0 Popularity: 2
Captain: Rick Nash Rival(s): Detroit

Dallas Stars

History: 7 Overall Success: 3 Recent Success: 7.5 Stanley Cups Won: 1 Popularity: 7
Captain: Brenden Morrow Rival(s): Edmonton, Anaheim

Detroit Red Wings

History: 9 Overall Success: 8.5 Recent Success: 10 Stanley Cups Won: 11 Popularity: 8
Captain: Nicklas Lindstrom Rival(s): Chicago, Montreal, Toronto, Colorado

Edmonton Oilers

History: 7 Overall Success: 5.5 Recent Success: 4 Stanley Cups Won: 5 Popularity: 6
Captain: Ethan Moreau Rival(s): Calgary, Los Angeles

Florida Panthers

History: 2 Overall Success: 1.5 Recent Success: 2 Stanley Cups Won: 0 Popularity: 1
Captain: Currently Vacant Rival(s): Tampa Bay, Carolina

Los Angeles Kings

History: 7 Overall Success: 2 Recent Success: 1 Stanley Cups Won: 0 Popularity: 6
Captain: Currently Vacant Rival(s): Anaheim, Edmonton

Minnesota Wild

History: 1 Overall Success: 1 Recent Success: 5 Stanley Cups Won: 0 Popularity: 8
Captain: Marian Gaborik Rival(s): Vancouver

Montreal Canadians

History: 10 Overall Success: 10 Recent Success: 5 Stanley Cups Won: 24 Popularity: 9
Captain: Saku Koivu Rival(s): Toronto, NY Rangers, Detroit, Boston

Nashville Predators

History: 1 Overall Success: 1 Recent Success: 6.5 Stanley Cups Won: 0 Popularity: 2
Captain: Jason Arnott Rival(s): Detroit, St. Louis

New Jersey Devils

History: 5 Overall Success: 3 Recent Success: 6.5 Stanley Cups Won: 3 Popularity: 2
Captain: Currently Vacant Rival(s): NY Rangers, Philadelphia

New York Islanders


History: 6 Overall Success: 5 Recent Success: 2.5 Stanley Cups Won: 4 Popularity: 2
Captain: Jamie Langenbrunner Rival(s): NY Rangers

New York Rangers


History: 9 Overall Success: 5.5 Recent Success: 6 Stanley Cups Won: 4 Popularity: 9
Captain: Bill Guerin Rival(s): Montreal, Philadelphia, Boston, New Jersey, NY Islanders

Ottawa Senators

History: 2 Overall Success: 2 Recent Success: 8 Stanley Cups Won: 0 Popularity: 10
Captain: Daniel Alfredsson Rival(s): Toronto, Buffalo

Philadelphia Flyers


History: 7 Overall Success: 5 Recent Success: 3 Stanley Cups Won: 2 Popularity: 8
Captain: Currently Vacant Rival(s): Pittsburgh, NY Rangers, New Jersey

Phoenix Coyotes

History: 4 Overall Success: 1 Recent Success: 1 Stanley Cups Won: 0 Popularity: 2
Captain: Shane Doan Rival(s): Dallas

Pittsburgh Penguins

History: 7 Overall Success: 3 Recent Success: 10 Stanley Cups Won: 2 Popularity: 6
Captain: Sidney Crosby Rival(s): Philadelphia

San Jose Sharks

History: 2 Overall Success: 1 Recent Success: 7.5 Stanley Cups Won: 0 Popularity: 6
Captain: Patrick Marleau Rival(s): Anahiem

St. Louis Blues

History: 7 Overall Success: 3 Recent Success: 1 Stanley Cups Won: 0 Popularity: 2
Captain: Eric Brewer Rival(s): Chicago, Detroit

Tampa Bay Lightning

History: 3 Overall Success: 2 Recent Success: 3.5 Stanley Cups Won: 1 Popularity: 7
Captain: Vincent Lecavalier Rival(s): Atlanta, Carolina

Toronto Maple Leafs

History: 9 Overall Success: 9 Recent Success: 3 Stanley Cups Won: 13 Popularity: 10
Captain: Mats Sundin Rival(s): Montreal, Detroit, Ottawa

Vancouver Canucks

History: 6 Overall Success: 1.5 Recent Success: 4.5 Stanley Cups Won: 0 Popularity: 9
Captain: Currently Vacant Rival(s): Calgary, Colorado

Washington Capitals

History: 5 Overall Success: 2 Recent Success: 1.5 Stanley Cups Won: 0 Popularity: 2
Captain: Chris Clark Rival(s): Pittsburgh, Philadelphia


For explanation of scoring please ask through comments or you can e-mail me at ninety7poundwuss@gmail.com. Also if this helped you pick a team, please let us know in the comments.

MOAR!

RANDOM PREDICTION TIME #4

CC Sabathia will pitch tonight and Friday on no days rest. He will also pitch Sunday, and somehow simultaneously replace Aaron Rodgers as the Packers' starting quarterback against Tampa Bay.

Meanwhile, the Mets will somehow lose eight of their last five games, including one to the Seattle Pilots and two straight to the FCC.

MOAR!

Hey look, it's the Mets!

There they are, ripping my still-beating heart from my chest! Huzzah!

MOAR!

Monday, September 22, 2008

Get well soon, Dante Love




If you don't know who Dante Love is, you can be forgiven. Although he is likely one of the better receivers in all of Division I, he's cursed with playing for the small school Ball State Cardinals.

Coming into last week's game vs IU, Dante Love was the NCAA Division I leader in receiving yards per game. He was a legitimate NFL prospect, likely to play the role of kick returner coming out of the draft. He had blistering speed and very shifty moves, and was able to juke a defender out of their shoes.

In last week's IU game, Love took a helmet-to-helmet hit that left him with spinal cord damage and a cervical spine fracture. Looking at the replay, it wasn't a dirty hit...there was no malice aforethought involved, just a defender making a play. Love just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

According to the continually-updated statement on BSU football's official webpage, Love underwent surgery and is able to move all four extremities. Medical professionals are saying he'll be able to "live a normal life," but due to the nature of this injury, it's very likely that Dante Love's football career is over. We here at Sixty Feet, Six Inches wish him nothing but the best in his recovery.

MOAR!

Sunday, September 21, 2008

AL East Race Tight Until the End

So here we go. One week to decide it all.

For those of you keeping track at home, Tampa Bay leads Boston by 1.5 games and the Rays hold the crucial division tie-breaker. Which means that the lead should actually be amended to 2.5 games in order for the Red Sox to overtake the Rays.

The Sox have 7 games left, while the Rays have 8 games in 7 days.

Boston has 4 against Cleveland and 3 against the Yankees, all of which are at home.

Tampa Bay has 4 against Baltimore and 4 against Detroit, all of which are away.

I'm sure Thomas and I will be covering this as it comes to an end. I'm just happy the Rays are in the playoffs, but I'd love to see an AL East Championship banner in The Trop.

Also, go White Sox! If you win the AL Central and the Rays win the East...Chicago here I come again!

MOAR!

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Hurray for Hazing


It's alright guys, those shorts are always unflattering.

So this is what the Padres did to their rookies as part of a hazing ritual. They made all of their rookies take a lap around Petco in Hooters outfits. That's by far one of the best forms of hazing I've seen. Thus marking the only time this season I was proud to be a Padres fan (they're my NL team).

MOAR!

Friday, September 19, 2008

FaFiF: The Mets bullpen is a slasher movie

I swear I'll do a real post some day -- my "fans" should direct their ire and petitions toward my professors, who are ruining my life. But Jason from my personal favorite Mets blog, Faith and Fear in Flushing (subtitled "The blog for Mets fans who like to read." That is so me.) had a great post last night in which the Mets bullpen was cast as the victims in a slasher movie. It was too good not to share. My personal favorite was Brian Stokes:

Brian Stokes -- The handsome young police officer who took that staticky yell for help seriously, drove out to the lake, coolly fired a slug from his .38 right through the hockey mask and then even found a blanket to wrap around the shivering survivor. And now he's comforting her -- everything is going to be fine! BUT WAIT! SOMETHING IS MOVING BEHIND HIM! AND HE DOESN'T KNOW!! OFFICER STOKES!!!! TURN AROUND!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!
Go read it. It's muy bueno.

MOAR!

Even Dennis Kucinich Hates the Yankees

My favorite politician is in the news again as he sponsored a congressional subcommittee meeting inquiring as to if the Yankees and the city of New York violated federal tax law in the using of bonds to fund New Yankee Stadium. More proof that everyone involved with the Yankees is a jackoff.

Here's the full story: http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/17/nyregion/17stadium.html?bl&ex=1221796800&en=30e6b5e2e61b3bb9&ei=5087%0A

Also for those wondering, Mr. Kucinich is a huge Cleveland Indians fan.

MOAR!

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Ned Yost fired as Brewers manager. Fans: WTF?


Well, the day has finally come. Since the beginning of this season, Ned Yost's job has been on the line, at least according to most major media outlets. Yesterday, with 12 games left to play, he was finally canned.

Yost's interim replacement will be Dale Sveum, a former utility infielder that was best known as a utility man for the 1997 79-win "Freak Show" Pittsburgh Pirates squad. His managerial experience includes a 3-year stint with Pittsburgh's AA Altoona Curve, a job as the Red Sox third base coach, and this year a job as Milwaukee's third base coach.

The general reaction of fans is: "why now?" Over at AOL Fanhouse, Pat Lackey of Van Slyke handles this story from two different viewpoints. My opinion: probably a good move on their part.

Look, I'm not one of those fans who believes that a baseball manager has a very large role. In reality, they don't do much. They fill out line-up cards, they make substitutions, they occasionally call for bunts or squeeze plays or other such non-standard plays, and they yell at umpires. Other than that, they just have to stand with one foot on the dugout steps and look like a leader. Their biggest off-the-field responsibility is that of a locker room motivational speaker. That's why I've always thought that "manager" was such an adequate term for them...they're not coaches, they're not players. All they do is manage things. They put the players in the best position to succeed. After that, it's up to the players on the field. As such, managers in baseball are pretty interchangeable, and unless they're extraordinarily bad at the few responsibilities they DO have, they're probably not hurting the team much. I'm not even going to begin to blame the Milwaukee's recent skid on Yost. These things happen in baseball, and it's happening to the Brewers at a very inopportune time.

So why do I think this was a good move? It's not because of Ned Yost's inadequate managerial skills so much as the fact that he was a distraction for the team. As Pat said on the second link up there, Ryan Braun has publicly expressed displeasure with Ned Yost twice this season. In all likelihood, Braun isn't the only one that feels this way, but the culture of sports says that you leave these things in the locker room. Whether the team's displeasure with Yost affects their play on the field is debatable, but when you're the Brewers and you've mortgaged your future to get CC Sabathia and a chance to win the World Series THIS YEAR, why take that chance? When some of your key players like Ben Sheets and Sabathia are all but guaranteed to leave next year, why take even a slight chance that their play is being affected by a manager that they dislike? When your manager is more focused on getting a one-hitter in the books as a no-hitter than the playoff hunt, why should he keep his job?

In fact, that one-hitter is probably what did Yost in. What he should have said after that game was something like "CC Sabathia pitched an excellent game to get a big win for us today. As far as I'm concerned, he pitched a no-hitter. Regardless, a one-hit shutout is still a mighty fine feat, and more importantly he put our offense in the perfect position to win this game today."

What he said instead was "That's a joke. That wasn't even close. Whoever the scorekeeper was absolutely denied major-league baseball a nice no-hitter, right there. That's sad. It's just sad. He accomplished a no-hitter and wasn't given what he deserved. We had a great game today. It's too bad the scorekeeper had to put a damper on it. I feel horrible for CC." He then continued to whine for days and got the war-drums going to have MLB review the play...which stood as a hit. Talk about a distraction...when your team is in the midst of a playoff push, an individual achievement should be pretty low on the "things I'm concerned with" list.

MOAR!

Monday, September 15, 2008

I may vomit

Oh God. Wake me up on September 29th.

I can't put into words how incensed I was after the Mets lost to the Braves today. Maybe it was the fact that my man-crush, David Wright, hit two home runs. Maybe it was the way it happened (Luis Ayala blew a two-run lead in the 9th by giving up a home run, then Pedro Feliciano crapped all over the field for a few more runs). Maybe it was because it was the GODDAMN BRAVES. Maybe it was because the Phillies bludgeoned the Brewers to death twice, and the lead in the division is only one game.

But I honestly can't even accept that this game occurred, and I definitely can't write about it. So instead I'll just guide you to Metstradamus' post on the game, because he's better at this than I am. Look for a reference to Toonces, the Cat Who Could Drive a Car. Metstradamus, you are a better man than I.

Oh, and could someone please get me off this ledge?

MOAR!

Sunday, September 14, 2008

NHL 09 quasi-review

Alright, so for a while I was considering doing a list like my cohorts have been, but I much rather just focus on one topic right now and I'll address the other topics later.

On Friday I purchased NHL 09, but didn't get a chance to play it until Saturday. Now I may be biased because I'm a huge hockey fan, but this is the best sports game I have ever played.

The game play is incredibly realistic, being a former hockey player I can attest that it feels like you're actually playing...well with the exception that you're not sore the next day or winded after a shift. The be a pro mode is fantastic. NHL 09 is easily the most immersive game I've ever played. When you are in be-a-pro mode, you have to cover your section of the ice on defense and be in the needed place for offense as well. You also need to make on-the-fly line changes, and everything else like if you were actually playing a hockey game instead of just a video game. One of the most interesting things about this game are the visuals, as a player is about to hit the ice your camera stays fixed on them and get to see things from their perspective, also if you're on the bench you actually watch the game from the bench, or sometimes from the penalty box. As a life-long fan of the sport, and a former ice hockey player...yes, this is what a game looks like, feels like, and even sounds like. The sounds might actually be one of the most impressive things. The on ice chatter, the crowd and the other noises overall make this game feel like you are on the ice holding a stick in your hand.

Yesterday I woke up around 11am and played until 8pm, with only one thirty minute break. I know I'm already addicted to this game, but it is so fun. Another aspect that I love about this game is that the AI figures out what you're doing as the game goes on and adapts to your playing style. If you're screening the goalie, he'll start moving to look around you. The only downside I see at this moment is the fact that the shooting controls in the game are a little strange. For example, you have to aim (unless you turn on auto aim) with the same control stick that you use to skate. It takes a while to get used to, but it ends up not being a huge problem. Also if you just don't want to deal with that, NHL 09 also has NHL 94 control options which turns the shooting from a two control stick layout, to the simpler two button (one for wrist shots, one for slap shots).

I honestly haven't played all of the game modes yet, and I haven't played in the EA sports online league (which was one of the features I was excited about most). Although I think that might be a testament to how great this game is, the fact I can play for 10 hours and still not be bored with be-a-pro mode or just general game play to try other modes.

If I encounter problems I'll tell you all, but for now this game is a 5 out of 5. Hands down a fantastic game. If you even slightly like hockey buy this game, and if you don't...buy it anyway. You'll end up loving the sport.

MOAR!

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Sports Hodgepodge

This will mostly be a links post. A variety of things to cover today, so let's get started.

1. Hurricane Ike destroyed part of the roof on Reliant Stadium. Minute Maid Park? It's fine. Mother Nature: Still upset that the Texans drafted Mario Williams, but approves of Ed Wade's trade for Randy Wolf.

2. Heisman contestant Beanie Wells is out for today's Ohio State vs USC game. Random prediction: America's #1 high school recruit, Terrelle Pryor

, will see a lot more playing time this week.

3. If you haven't seen this yet, it's definitely worth a look for pure WTF factor. In Green Bay, a mother of a 15 year old girl stole the girl's ID so that she could attend high school to be a cheerleader. Apparently she's not ready to accept Aaron Rodgers into her heart, and instead feels that she must resort to finding the next Brett Favre at her local high school.

4. I never thought I would see a sports related post that could make me laugh and be horribly, horribly depressed at the same time, and yet here it is.

5. The Ball State Cardinals won against Akron today, leaving their record at 3-0, now with a 1-0 in the MAC. I still think Navy was the toughest team on their schedule, but we'll see what happens when they face IU next week.

6. Evan Longoria is back for the Rays, going 2-5. I'm sure Peter is thrilled.

7. For the second consecutive year, the Pittsburgh Penguins players personally delivered tickets to the homes of season ticket holders. That is easily the most fan-friendly thing in professional sports.

8. After all the drama, Vince Young will now have to earn back his job as starting QB for the Titans. CRAAAAWWWLING IIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIN!!1!!!!11!!1!

Also, a small site update: The Google searchbar up at the top of the site now actually works the way it was intended to. That is, it allows you to search the posts on this blog.

MOAR!

Monday, September 8, 2008

A week and a half of sports in one post!

I haven't posted in a while, mostly because of the turmoil of moving into school and getting through the first week (and, for that matter, weekend) of classes, and partially because I spent much of the last three days in the fetal position under my bed because of the Mets-Phillies series. But because of my relatively long absence, I thought I'd give my thoughts on what's happened in the past week and a half. Ready? Go!

1. The AL East: The Rays go 1-5 against the Yankees and Blue Jays, the Red Sox win two of three against the White Sox, sweep Baltimore, and win two of three in Texas. The two ancient rivals now play a three-game set in Fenway, where the Rays are 0-6 this year, and the Red Sox are 48-19. Jon Lester, Dice-K, and Josh Beckett go for Boston against Jackson, Kazmir, and Sonnanstine. As I write this, the Sox are up 3-0 in the 6th inning of the first game.

What's that, Tampa? You want to give Boston home-field throughout? Thanks!

2. BRETT FAVRE!!!!!!!!!: Okay, I was really pulling for the Dolphins. It would have been the best case ever of karma and cosmic justice. Chad Pennington defeating the fun-loving, child-like gunslinger for whom he was deposed...that would have made my year. Of course, the narcissistic bastard won, throwing karma out of whack once again.

3. Tom Brady:
You know, I hate the Patriots as much as the next guy...actually, no I don't. I didn't really take any pleasure at all in seeing Brady's knee explode, unlike basically everyone else in central Indiana. I used to root against him because he won too much, but my loathing of Peyton Manning eventually led to me backing the Patriots -- you know, "the enemy of my enemy is my friend."

On the other hand, the Steelers may have a shot at the Big Game now, but I'll get to that ... right now.

4. The rest of the NFL (mostly the Steelers): The Steelers beat the living crap out of the Texans. According to the spectacular play-by-play I got from one of my colleagues, the lines were great, the running backs were both stellar, and the defence looked to be at the top of their game. Roethlisberger missed one pass, and didn't even have to play in the 4th quarter. All in all, a dominant performance. And with the Chargers and Colts and Jaguars all losing, and the Patriots losing their best player, the chance exists that the door is wide open for Pittsburgh to make a run at the Super Bowl.

Speaking of the Colts: Really? The Bears? I guess Peyton Manning's super-genius brain must have been in his left knee's bursa sac. I mean, I know they have a good defence, but the darlings of the NFL ought to be able to beat an NFC North also-ran at home no matter what. Also note Jeff Saturday, Joseph Addai, and Dallas Clark's injuries, and it's clear that the Colts are really going to have to step it up if they plan on winning their division. Luckily, all of the other teams in the AFC South are overrated, so they'll probably be okay.

5. The Showdown: The Mets and Phillies played a three-game set at Shea this past weekend. Thus, I spent the weekend pacing, screaming obscenities, weeping, and vomiting. Scratch the last two, but it was still emotional and nerve-racking, especially since the Phillies won the first two games of the series (and by the way, speaking of karma, when is Brett Myers going to suffer a catastrophic injury? It should have happened by now). ESPN and the New York tabloids were preparing the "Collapse Again!!!1!!11!!!" headlines. I was wetting myself regularly.

And then, Johan Santana ascended, and smote the Phillies and cast them down.

In all seriousness, he pitched one of the ballsier games ever. As has been written by many others, that was the game the Mets brought him in for, and he delivered. Of course, it helped that the Met offence woke from its two-game slumber and beat the living hell out of Cole Hamels. Carlos Delgado kept right on MVP'ing, hitting a two-run single in the first, and two monstrous home runs later.

So tonight, the Mets are two games ahead, they have an off night, and my pants are urine-free. All is well in the world, and all in all, it was a pretty good week and a half.

MOAR!

Thursday, September 4, 2008

A couple of thoughts.

As the NFL season starts today, I will leave you with a few football-related thoughts.

1. I keep hearing about how in college and the NFL alike, more and more head coaches are leaving the play calling to their coordinators. While this certainly makes sense, I have to ask: what exactly does that leave for the coaches to do? If the offensive coordinator calls the offensive plays and the defensive coordinator calls the defensive plays, and special teams play is pretty straightforward, (kick the ball! Stay in your lane to keep containment! Or: Try to return the ball for a touchdown! Stay in your lane!) and the players talk to the position coaches for play advice...what does that leave for the head coach? He basically just becomes a motivational speaker in the locker room. Is that really worth the kinds of salaries that NFL head coaches make? At least in college they're in charge of recruiting players, but in the NFL the signing decisions are made by the GM. The coach just chooses which players to cut. Since we're trying to make this position obsolete, why not just have the offensive coordinator pick which offensive players to keep, the defensive coordinator pick which defensive players to keep, and the special teams coach decide what players he gets to fill the leftover slots with for special teams play?

2. Why is it that the Bengals are always projected to be one of the best teams in the NFL? The oh-so-godly tandem of Carson Palmer and Chad Ocho-Cinco has only taken the team to the playoffs a whopping once, and they got bounced in the first round. (Granted, Palmer was injured, but that's not much of an excuse...Jon Kitna had a good game, the Bengals had one of the best defenses in the league that year and a tandem of receivers that Ryan Leaf could throw to and look amazing, and were up at halftime.) That year, 2005, was their first winning season since 1990 when they went 9-7, and their only winning season of this millenium. That means that 1990 was their only winning season in the 90s, their first since the 1988 Super Bowl that they lost, and then there was a 15 year stretch of suck before they were a relevant team for one year before they went back to sucking. Only now, they suck and are still somehow considered one of the best teams in the league. There's a reason that Homer Simpson once joked "yeah, that'll happen when the Bengals win the Super Bowl." That joke is always relevant, because the Bengals ALWAYS SUCK. The Cincinnati Bengals? Who dey?

3. An extension of the last one, why is Carson Palmer always rated as one of the best QBs in the league? Lists like that always go 1. Tom Brady, 2. Peyton Manning, (with the note that they're interchangable) 3. Either Carson Palmer or Tony Romo. I disagree with both, because I personally believe that Ben Roethlisberger is hands down the third best QB in the league, and that's even without any bias as a Steelers fan. At least, however, I could understand Romo. He's a very skilled, impressive player. Carson Palmer is, too, but until he shows that he can beat teams consistently through the air like Peyton Manning, Tom Brady, Tony Romo or Ben Roethlisberger can, I don't think he belongs among the leagues elite.

Football statistics are much harder to quantify than baseball ones, as Football Outsiders and similar organizations are much younger than, say, SABR, and so it's a lot harder to get a picture of a QB's value. Throw in the fact that football has much more to do with your entire team working well together than baseball does (running through a hole at 11 guys with offensive linemen blocking for you isn't exactly the same as a 1-on-1 with a pitcher and batter) and it's damn near impossible. Any football stat reflects just as much about a team's ability as it does an individual's. I could point to the fact that Ben Roethlisberger's passer rating (horrible stat or not) last year was second only to Tom Brady and his record-breaking season, and that he and Peyton Manning are tied for the NFL record as far as perfect games based on passer rating and Roethlisberger hasn't been in the league nearly as long. I could prove that he threw the second-most touchdowns last year, or that he threw less INTs than Romo AND Palmer, but advocates of Romo and Palmer could point to their better scores in more sophisticates stats like DYAR and DVOA. Either way, though, we can't remove the stats from the rest of the team's performance. If somebody comes up with a metric that, I guess we can settle this argument once and for all. But until then, consider this:

Last year, Ben Roethlisberger had an amazing season by any account, and he did it working behind one of the worst lines in the NFL. He did it while constantly having to avoid sacks. He did it with a receiver corps of Hines Ward (posession receiver), Santonio Holmes (emerging deep threat), Heath Miller (a TE, kind of a red zone target) and NO OTHER TALENTED PLAYERS. He's done this for his whole career. He's never exactly had Marvin Harrsion, Reggie Wayne, Brandon Stokley, Edgerrin James out of the backfield to check-down and one of the best offensive lines in the game like Peyton Manning had for so many years. He didn't have Randy Moss, Wes Welker, and Donte Stallworth to spread defenses out with. He didn't have Chad Ocho-Cinco, TJ Houshmanzadeh, Chris Henry and a solid line to work with. He's never had a guy like TO that's an end-zone threat on every single down (though Santonio Holmes may get there some day.) You'll notice that the Steelers are the only team where I listed a tight end as the third best receiver. The thing is, Heath Miller is not even an elite tight end. He's above average, sure...he won't make you hold out for a better target, but he's not Antonio Gates, either. The Colts have the Steelers beat in the TE department too with Dallas Clark, and Clark still isn't one of their best receivers.

Even today QBs like Manning, Brady, Romo and Palmer have much better receiving corps, and Roethlisberger outperforms most of them them. When the Patriots were winning Super Bowls with no receiver depth, the media went on and on about how they "need to get Tom Brady some talent and really see what he can do." When Roethlisberger puts up great numbers with a thin receiving corps and wins a Super Bowl in his sophomore season, the media ranks him as like the 5th-9th best QB in the league.

4. Why is it always "Cleveland's year?" It seems like every year, the Browns bring in these big-name free agents that will "finally put them over the top," and it never happens. They had a good season last year, mostly due to what is emerging as a pretty good offense. They could have been very scary if their 30th-place defense was upgraded. What did the team do? They signed over-hyped journeyman Donte Stallworth to help an offense that at this point really doesn't need it. That's why Cleveland is never the best team in the AFC North.

5. What the hell happened to USC's offense in the pros? Matt Leinart is on the bench so Kurt Warner can play. Reggie Bush has been an above average RB when you factor in his receiving, but certainly hasn't lived up to his hype. LenDale White had a 1,000 yard season last year but is STILL disappointing Titans fans because he's not the goal-line threat he was in college. These guys were all supposed to be superstars. Just goes to show that an amazing college career doesn't necessarily translate to the pros, I guess.

6. Why is everyone always riding Tony Romo's ass because his team hasn't won a playoff game yet? They're making the playoffs, and they're a very good team. That's a lot more than you can say for them in the pre-Romo days.

7. Chad Ocho-Cinco's Wikipedia article was edited the day that he legally changed his name to reflect the changes, making him the owner of the most hilarious Wikipedia article ever, second perhaps only to Dave Littlefield, who's article reads more like a list of failures than an encyclopedia entry. Wikipedia has since changed the article back to Chad Johnson and makes note in the first paragraph of his name change. Why? It's his legal name. It's a ridiculous legal name, but it's a legal name, and Wikipedia should acknowledge it the same way that the NFL should. On the discussion board for Ocho-Cinco's article, there's actually a heated debate about it. I find that the most hilarious of all.

MOAR!