Since Thomas posted his lovely intramural story, I figured I should post a few from my experiences in college. I attend a small Christian university in central Indiana, if you know the Indianapolis area then you know what school I'm referring to.

Well, I tend to have a reputation among some of the people who play the same sports as I do as a "dirty" player or in some circles as one who plays hard. Regardless, let's just say I run my mouth and I am very physical. Also the mantra "if you're not cheating, you're not trying" is one I adhere to.

After the jump, I'll share one of my favorite stories. If you guys like this enough, I'll start sharing more.


At Least I Was Honest
I played intramural floor hockey with a team of former hockey players and athletes. One game we played a team of friends who thought creating a team would be "fun". The rules of this league said that one of the five on the floor had to be of the opposite sex. There was a team known for being the team of girls, but this wasn't it. This team looked like the rejected cast of "The Benchwarmers". Meanwhile my team had one thing on our collective minds, "championship".

Well we're up 7-0 about halfway through the 1st, when the "leader" of this "team" starts accusing me of high sticking (In this league it was having the stick above the waist). Well I simply told him it's not and "we can debate this all day if you'd like, because it's not." After this he responded with the quick witted quip, "Oh my team's winning, so I'm going to be a dick." At that point I laughed and responded, "Correction: I'm a dick all the time, it has nothing to do with the score."

Let's just say that the conversation ended there, and my team found it rather hilarious.