If you're a White Sox fan, I'm sorry, today was not a good day at all.

First the Twins decide they're going to light you up for 20 runs, including a Joe Mauer grand salami and three 4+ run innings. Well, at least you scored that one run in the 8th right?

Then, Jake Peavy who apparently thought the frat boy infested confines of Wrigley Field were acceptable to play in, promptly told the South Side of Chicago to fuck off as he's staying in San Diego because it's what is best for his family. I'm going to go ahead and do this.

Well Sox fans, here's something to make you feel better, and Cubs fans, since you will not get the joke, here's something to occupy your feeble minds.