ESPN is reporting today that the 10th pick in the draft, Michael Crabtree is going to continue his hold out and according to his "advisor" cousin will consider sitting out the entire season if he does not get a "fair-market value" deal.
Now this seems stupid until we hit the moron ravine that is his agent.
Apparently the Niners have offered the traditional tenth pick contract, but his agent has refused the deal. Eugene Parker, Crabtree's agent, has threatened that Crabtree will sit out this season and re-enter the draft next year if he does not get the contract he desires.
Here's the problem though, Eugene Parker has not issued a counteroffer to the Niners. Michael Crabtree is basically holding out without giving any demands.
Instead of elaborating on all of this like an intelligent human being, I'm just going to let Nate's simplified idiot version of this dilemma showcase my feeling about this.
Crabtree's People: "GIVE ME WHAT I WANT!"
San Francisco 49ers: "OK. What do you want?"
Crabtree's People: "I DON'T KNOW, JUST FUCKING GIVE IT TO ME!"
Michael, find new people to represent you. Otherwise I'm really looking forward to your debut in the UFL.
Thursday, August 6, 2009
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5 comments:
Wow why do these guys even go to college again?!?!? They should require all college athletes who enter the draft to pass a "How to not get FUCKED by your agent 101" course.
Crabtree is the king of idiots that dumb shit, can't appreciate that his not as fast 40(as Heyward-Bey) isn't worth 38 mill. Unless he realizes that this is as good as it gets for now, then he's in for a rude awakening. What a fuckin genius!
Crabtree can suck a bag of dicks, it's like he thinks he's the best thing to come along, since pants with pockets. What a fuck face
He can lick my dogs weiner
Michael Crabtree needs to get in practice and games and prove himself before hes even worth all the money hes bound to get. At least practice and do mini-camps then skip games, be smart. Time to adopt the NBA rookie pay scale system, NFL. Sitting out is only going to lose Crabtree money.
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